Preparing for a VIX all in

Lately a number of sources have noted the incredibly low price of the VIX lately.  I have predicting a time line in which the easy money and growth in stock prices will cease sometime around may.  Operation twist ends in June, so if we don't start hitting the fan in May, June would be a good second guess.   Debt ceiling woes should start having an effect sometime around august or September, and elections tend to throw everything into a tussie.   My point here is that the culmination of my financial reading and analysis points to significantly higher volatility in the fall and i'm tripling-down-all-in-throwing-the-childrens-college-funds into the VIX sometime early May or late April, and then again in September if that proves to be a wash.