Comic Relief, people used as colateral on loan!?!?!

This just in:  the Bankia savings group, a banking company in Spain, is actually using soccer players Christiano Ronaldo and Kaka as colateral on a loan made to the Real Madrid football club.  Upon default on the loan, the bank would have the athority to actually seize the players from the team, and would obtain all rights and profits the club has relating to the players.